Friday, April 6, 2012

Let the interrogation begin!

Hey I'm back again!
(And I tagged along too!!!)
Quit talking on my blog Elara!!!
(I will when you give me my cookies back)
You know I ate them already, right?
(Exactly)
*facepalm* Why me?
('Cause you posted my diary online, remember?)
Do you see what I have to go through every day?
(You're just jealous 'cause someone said flower fairy ninjas are beastly)
Well, they're not beastly when they forget their shruikens!!!
(Either way, I'm still totally awesome at fighting)
Oh, you are so dead
(Wait, what about the people listening to us?)
What peop- Oh, you mean the blog. Well, sorry to take so long-
(And on with the show!)

Well, when you're looking for answers , where do you go? The library!!!
Unfortunately, I hadn't explored the palace yet, so I didn't know where the library was, but I knew there was one! I mean, a palace can't be called a palace till it has a library.
I crashed through a random door, hoping it led to the library. It obviously didn't. Instead, I found myself in one of those sitting room things that come before the actual bedroom.
A sleepy voice came from behind me "What are you doing here?"
I turned around. It was the general speaking. I must've stumbled into his room.
An evil grin spread across my face. Now that I thought about it... He could probably answer most of my questions.
And so, the rapid-fire interrogation began.
"So... Is it actually possible to travel to another world when you're asleep?"
"Um, yeah. You pretty much travel to another world every time you have a dream."
"Hmm... Interesting... Why do you insist on being called the general? I mean, Henry's a perfectly good name."
"It's still boring! Besides, you know my ambition is-"
"To have a huge army of your own and take over the world, yeah, yeah. So, why did I get stuck in the dungeon anyway?"
He scratched his head "I don't know what you mean. Didn't you just come here through that portal to the world I made?"
This whole thing was getting really suspicious. And irritating too. It's like all I ever do is ask questions.
"Okay, last question. Where's the library?"
The general pointed down the hallway "Just keep going straight until you come to a huge set of double doors that have the word 'library' on them in huge letters. You can't miss it."
I nodded slowly "Okey dokey. Well, bye now!" I went running down the hallway again and crashed through the right set of doors this time.
"Now, where should I look first?" My eyes landed on the 'forbidden' shelves at the back. "Perfect!" I rushed to them only to get smacked in the forehead.
"Oww! Who does that, seriously!?" I picked up the book at my feet. Chronicles of the Chosen, weird... Maybe this book would give me some of the answers I need.
I skipped out the library, satisfied that my little quest for answers was almost over. Well, I was skipping until something hit me on my head again. What is it with hitting my head today?! I picked up the thing and stared at it in shock. It was a small portrait of a girl with shoulder length brown-black hair, and dark eyes that flashed when she was amused.
It was a portrait of me.
Pocketing the picture, I went back to my bedroom. I had some reading to do.

Elara, let me out!
(Um, no way.)
I can't believe you had to lure me in here with chocolate.
(What can I say, drastic times require drastic measures. Anyway, see you soon!)
WHAT?!?! You can't just sign off without letting me go!!!
(I just did)

Elara (and Lexi too, I suppose)



7 comments:

  1. Woah. I just got loster than Lexi in her own palace looking for a library! Okay so... what just happened? Can you draw me a map from the begining to here, because you're skipping around more than a bullfrog in a tornado! Wait, is "loster" a word? Oh well, is now!

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  2. Oh, one more thing, I want to compliment you on your "writer's voice"! You know, the thing that distinguishes one author from another and makes people go "Oooooh!"? Your's is so fun and sassy! I jusu love it! Sorry... Totally random...

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  3. Well, I'll try to explain it...
    So Lexi was trying to get to the library to try to find some answers, because the dream got her really confused. Instead of going to the library, she accidentally stumbled into the general's room. Lexi realized that he could probably answer most of her questions, so, in typical Lexi style, she asked them. When she was done, she still wanted to find out more about the Chosen. After all, Lexi is pretty new to this. She went to the library, tried to go to the forbidden section, and got hit in the head with a book. Lexi thought it might answer most of her other questions, and she took it and went back to her room. On the way she got hit in the head with a portrait of herself.
    Sorry about the confusion! You see, I wrote part of this a month ago and I only finished it this weekend. I'll probably rewrite it, though.

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  4. Oh. Well, it just didn't seem to flow quite right with your past posts.

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  5. ELara totally took over hehe can't wait for an update. I'm finally commenting yay! * applause*

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  6. This is for everyone that's reading this. The intermission time post was NOT part of the story. I'm really really sorry if any of you got confused

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  7. BTW, can I "have a big army of my own and take over the world"? Sounds like fun! LOL.

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